"There are more t-shirts in the MegaContainer, Horatio, than are dreamt of in our philosophy."

Happily for Dulwich fans everywhere, we've dropped a new t-shirt. Unhappily for most of you, this means a slew of Hamlet puns as we tell you all about it.

Shakespeare has featured before in Hamlet merch, of course, but this time we've raised the bar(d). (Stop it—Ed)

Our spectacular new 'Shakey' shirt features a crest print of the big man and his old buddy Yorick knocking a ball around, and a cracking back design of him proudly surveying the hills of south London, with some familiar crests on his front, the Globe Theatre at his back, and beyond that, the empty desolation of the wilderness some erroneously call 'North London' (until they get there, and gaze into the abyss).

It's part of a new series of shirts that we're very proud to embark on, as they embody the spirit and ethics of our club and our fans. The new Kail Collection features heavy, high quality shirts, made to the highest moral standard. They're vegan and sustainably sourced, with zero tolerance for poor labour conditions. You'll find the cotton's country of origin marked on the label, as part of the Environmental Justice Foundation's Clean Cotton campaign. Cooler still, each t-shirt's label comes with a QR code; scan it to be introduced to the people involved in the manufacturing. All clothes are handmade, across the entire apparel industry – they all require human hands to produce them. These t-shirts recognise and honour that, and are part of making sure workers' rights are supported.

You can only get these shirts at Champion Hill in the MegaContainer, so you'll want to get down to a game to pick one up while stocks last. Find them in stock from tomorrow, Saturday 15 March.